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考试前比喻句的搞笑句子

更新时间: 2020-10-21 00:00:00     

考试是会呼吸的痛,它活在我身上的每一个角落,去占位置会痛,不去占位置也会痛,连睡觉都会痛,他留在血液中来回滚动,后悔不复习会痛,恨不复习会痛,想读不能读最痛。考试就像得了病一样,考前是忧郁症,考时是健忘症,考后病情开始好转,拿回卷子时,心脏病就发作了。考试烤糊了,在学校里被老师训,回家被家人训,命苦。

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